Drake Sells Out To Sprite

Been awhile, ain't it? Well I'm tight so I'm going to release my anger by hating on Drake.

LIL HOMIE SOLD OUT TO SPRITE!!!

Sprite? My dude? Not even certified Coke-Cola? You doing commercials where you transform because of Sprite? That B LIST SOFT DRINK? No seriously, I'm hurt. Granted, he's the spokesperson for a popular product. Coke-Cola is paid in full. Noticed how the knocked Pepsi out the box for ads during the Superbowl? He's riding with a global icon, I'll give him that, BUT SPRITE? Who knows, maybe that green bottle is hot in Canada.

[Artemis J?]