Wyclef Jean, Will Smith, Toby Keith, and Natasha Bedingfield?

No, this isn't the next concept for a Girl Talk super mash-up. This is what happens when a bunch of American musicians clash at an after party in Norway for the Nobel Piece Prize ceremony. You got Wyclef with his receding hairline looking more and more like that Haitian uncle at the cookout who's had one too many glasses of rum; you got my man Will Smith holding on dearly for his youth by doing a cover of "Rapper's Delight" (ask any 15 year old to recite those lyrics and they'll probably Google it on their iPhone); then you got Toby Keith jumping in to throw down a verse; all to be capped off by Natasha Bedingfield's interpretation of Lauryn Hill's chorus on "Ready or Not." Congratulations Obama... like your legislative policies, I don't know if I should celebrate such an event or shake my head in dismay.

If you piss in my face, I ain't gonna call it rain... ATM